June 2012
how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
May 2012
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
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Watchileaveherhellandfiremother:
enaigiiu:
kon-igi:
unoetrino:
spiswatchingyou:
i-steal-your-pantsu:
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
WHAT THE FUCK, TECHNOLOGY IS AMAZING AND COOL
Girava da ieri ma solo adesso ho aperto il...
A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook
i...
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
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