December 2011
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Watchgleeperformances:
Teenage Dream
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Watchvocaroo:
vocaroo:
pierce film lid several times
me right now
This person’s gonna be a serial killer later on….
I only talk to people with iPhones because I can...
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
In second grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
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Watchtwistedbeautiful:
RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT.
wouldn’t be Christmas on tumblr without this
FOUR FOR GLEN COCO, YOU GO GLEN COCO
NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS, BYE.
2008: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2009: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2010: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2011: Wow, I was so stupid last year.